Showing posts with label Words of wisdom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Words of wisdom. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Free Speech Freedom Motivator
I may not agree with what you say but, but I respect your
right to be punished for it.
This should be the motto for the writers at The Tentacle www.thetentacle.com
Hat Tip: to
Matthew G. Saroff at “40 years in The
Desert” who gave credit to JR at the Stellar
Parthenon BBS
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Free
Speech protesters, Humor, Media
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Constitution 01 Amend Free Speech, Words
of wisdom
[20120107 freedomdemotivator]
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Summary of Life
Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy..
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions...
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus..
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.
Whoo-hoo!
Hat Tip: Grammy
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011
QuoteInvestigator.com looks into: Be Kind Everyone You Meet is Fighting a Hard Battle
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#KED,
#partylikeajournalist,
Quotes,
Words,
Words of wisdom
The Quote Investigator looks into: Be Kind Everyone You Meet
is Fighting a Hard Battle
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
Be Kind; Everyone You Meet is Fighting a Hard Battle
Plato? Philo of Alexandria? Ian MacLaren? John Watson?
Question: This question is from Glossolalia Black.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
It is attributed to Plato on this little thing I have up in
my office, but I was told by a friend that it wasn’t him.
Fred Shapiro replied “this sounds anachronistic for Plato by
almost 2500 years” and then invited
readers to attempt to trace the quotation.
Quote Investigator: The websites ThinkExist,
Quotations Page,
and Brainy
Quote do have this quotation listed under the august name of Plato.
Philo of Alexandria is another popular choice when assigning
attribution, e.g., QuotationsBook
credits Philo. Sometimes Anonymous gets the nod. QI was able to trace the
saying back more than one-hundred years to its likely origin. The original
aphorism did not use the word “kind”. Instead, another surprising word was
used.
[20100629 Be Kind Everyone You Meet is Fighting a Hard
Battle]
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
“Fish Fish” by Kevin Dayhoff
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Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Gifts
Labels:
Words of wisdom
“Being raised in an unstable household makes you understand
that the world doesn’t exist to accommodate you, which, in Hannah’s
observation, is something a lot of people struggle to understand well into
adulthood. It makes you realize how quickly a situation can shift, how danger
really is everywhere.
But crises, when they occur, do not catch you off guard;
you have never believed you live under the shelter of some essential
benevolence. And an unstable childhood makes you appreciate calmness and not
crave excitement.
To spend a Saturday afternoon mopping your kitchen floor
while listening to an opera on the radio, and to go that night to an Indian
restaurant with a friend and be home by nine o’ clock—these are enough. They
are gifts.” — Curtis Sittenfeld
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Sunday, November 07, 2010
Work Hard and Be Nice to People
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Words of wisdom
Work Hard and Be Nice to People
[20090911 Work Hard and Be Nice to People]
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Monday, October 25, 2010
Monday, January 04, 2010
Insaniacs
"Insaniacs" by Kevin Dayhoff Dec. 29, 2009
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"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it." Bo Diddley
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"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it." Bo Diddley
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Insaniacs - Kevin Dayhoff http://tinyurl.com/y8hn9vy "Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives… http://twitpic.com/wm8l6
*****
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Friday, December 04, 2009
Don’t apologize
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… something on my mind… don’t apologize, i hope you choke and die… and oh, have a nice day. adapted by kevin dayhoff december 3, 2009
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
Avoid the world
Avoid the world
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October 10, 2009 – October 25, 2009 by Kevin Dayhoff
“Rather, I think one should write, as nearly as possible, as if he were the first person on earth and was humbly and sincerely putting on paper that which he saw and experienced and loved and lost; what his passing thoughts were and his sorrows and desires.” -Neal Cassady to Jack Kerouac
“Avoid the world, it’s just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end.” Jack Kerouac
[20091010 bavoid] 20091010 sdsom Avoid the world
October 10, 2009 – October 25, 2009 by Kevin Dayhoff
“Rather, I think one should write, as nearly as possible, as if he were the first person on earth and was humbly and sincerely putting on paper that which he saw and experienced and loved and lost; what his passing thoughts were and his sorrows and desires.” -Neal Cassady to Jack Kerouac
“Avoid the world, it’s just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end.” Jack Kerouac
[20091010 bavoid] 20091010 sdsom Avoid the world
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*****
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Thursday, May 07, 2009
A.A.A.D.D.
AAADD
I got this earlier today in an e-mail. It made me laugh. I could relate.
Hat Tip: Karen Scott and Mrs. Owl
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking
I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail...
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
20090505 SDOSM A.A.A.D.D.
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I got this earlier today in an e-mail. It made me laugh. I could relate.
Hat Tip: Karen Scott and Mrs. Owl
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking
I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail...
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
20090505 SDOSM A.A.A.D.D.
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