Kevin Earl Dayhoff Art One-half Banana Stems

Kevin Earl Dayhoff Art One-half Banana Stems - www.kevindayhoff.com Address: PO Box 124, Westminster MD 21158 410-259-6403 kevindayhoff@gmail.com Runner, writer, artist, fire & police chaplain Mindless ramblings of a runner, journalist & artist: Travel, art, artists, authors, books, newspapers, media, writers and writing, journalists and journalism, reporters and reporting, technology, music, culture, opera... National & International politics www.kevindayhoff.net For community: www.kevindayhoff.org For art, technology, writing, & travel: www.kevindayhoff.com

Showing posts with label Christmas Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Special brownies – bringing people together for the holidays.

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Kevin Earl Dayhoff Art www.kevindayhoff.com: Travel, art, artists, authors, books, newspapers, media, writers and writing, journalists and journalism, reporters and reporting, music, culture, opera... Ad maiorem Dei gloriam inque hominum salutem. “Deadline U.S.A.” 1952. Ed Hutcheson: “That's the press, baby. The press! And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing!” - See more at: http://kevindayhoffart.blogspot.com/#sthash.4HNLwtfd.dpuf

Monday, December 14, 2015

Christmas present for the person on your list that has everything


Christmas present for the person on your list that has everything - and a sense of humor

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Kevin Earl Dayhoff Art www.kevindayhoff.com: Travel, art, artists, authors, books, newspapers, media, writers and writing, journalists and journalism, reporters and reporting, music, culture, opera... Ad maiorem Dei gloriam inque hominum salutem. “Deadline U.S.A.” 1952. Ed Hutcheson: “That's the press, baby. The press! And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing!” - See more at: http://kevindayhoffart.blogspot.com/#sthash.4HNLwtfd.dpuf

Friday, December 16, 2011

Santa Claus is coming to town – on a motorcycle…


Santa Claus is coming to town – on a motorcycle…

[20111216 Santa Claus motorcycle]

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Full disclosure on Christmas



Full disclosure on Christmas:

Dear Santa,

I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty and it was worth it. I’m just saying…

[20111211 Santa I was naughty]






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Kevin Dayhoff - Soundtrack: Snappy Retorts To Rude Holiday Questions

Kevin Dayhoff - Soundtrack: Snappy Retorts To Rude Holiday Questions: Snappy Retorts To Rude Holiday Questions http://www.baltimoresun.com/hc-op-barreca-christmas-time-questions-1202-20111202,0,2306352.co...

Monday, December 05, 2011


Snappy Retorts To Rude Holiday Questions

Snappy Retorts To Rude Holiday Questions


Welcome to December! Get out the tissue paper and the bows. While you're at it, get out the tissues and the waterproof mascara. It's the holiday season, sweetie. Just face the fact that somebody in your family will make you cry before the month is out.

I don't care whether you're Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Shinto or a practicing atheist; if you're female and you have relatives, you'll be making weepy, baby-seal eyes at somebody's casual question while "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" plays endlessly in the background....

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To prepare in advance for assaults both real and imagined, I asked my friends Sam and Antoinette to compile a series of replies to help the most fragile egos survive the rest of 2011 with the fewest tears — while having the most fun possible.... http://www.baltimoresun.com/hc-op-barreca-christmas-time-questions-1202-20111202,0,2306352.column

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Dear Santa, I'm writing because I was naughty and it was worth it ...and other Christmas humor

Dear Santa, I'm writing because I was naughty and it was worth it ...


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Kevin Dayhoff Soundtrack: http://www.kevindayhoff.net/ Kevin Dayhoff Art: http://www.kevindayhoffart.com/
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Kevin Dayhoff Art: http://www.kevindayhoff.com/ (http://kevindayhoffart.blogspot.com/http://www.kevindayhoffart.com/ New Bedford Herald: http://kbetrue.livejournal.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevindayhoff
Google profile: https://profiles.google.com/kevindayhoff/ “Each one should use whatever gift he has received to serve others, faithfully administering God’s grace in its various forms.” 1 Peter 4:10