Words
to live by
Friday,
May 11, 2001
(Oh,
just a minute, I left my 9mm pistol back at the restaurant, I’ll be right
back), Oh, darn, I hate it when that happens, hey OJ! Know any good
lawyers? And she got blood all over the
car seat. You have to decide who “they” are, what resources they have, how bad
will they want you, and how careful will you always be? If its Janet “el” Reno you are home free,
wear a chinese beret and smoke soggy cigars.
If its the IRS, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye (no, just kidding,
bring in all your receipts and just say you didn’t mean to erase your hard
drive after the Judge said to preserve all email evidence) sorry, I got carried
away, I didn’t mean to sound like I forgot to give the Judge over 3,000
documents one week before the lethal injection, didn’t I hear the FBI director
was going to retire? Will his taxes be audited?
Will he be polygraphed? “We don’t
need no stinking badges, Man!” “God, I
love the smell of Napalm in the morning!”
“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, the great and powerful
OZ has spoken!” “I don’t think we’re in
Kansas anymore.” “My, people come and go
so quickly around here.” “Surrender
Dorothy!” “And her little dog Toto
too!” “We’re from the Government, and
we’re here to help you.” “Take me to
your leader.” “All the while Old Luke,
Cool Hand Luke, he was a sayin’ ‘yes sir’ and ‘yes, boss man’, and ‘right away
boss’, and all the while he was stealing the truck keys so he could drive away
and escape in the truck.” “Nuts!” “Tora, Tora, Tora” “I believe all we have succeeded in doing is to
awaken a sleeping giant.” “Should We
Tell The President?” “I’m Mad as Hell
and I’m not going to take It anymore!”
“Living Well is the best revenge.”
“I believe what we have here is a failure to kamunnicate!” “That’s why I always put rice out around my
location, the birds come and eat the rice, if anyone else comes around, the
birds fly away and I know someone is near me!”
“A tiger hunter only needs one bullet, if he misses, there isn’t time to
chamber another round!” “I don’t have to
outrun the bear, I only have to out run you!”
“If two people know something it is not a secret.” “If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.” “All this and PAY too?” “Bond, James Bond.” “Doe, a dear, a female dear, Ray, a drop of
golden sun, Me, a name, I call myself, Far, a long long way to run, Sew, a
needle pulling thread, La,a note to follow Sew, Tea, a drink with jam and bread,
which brings us back to Doe.”
“BeetsPickleBeltsBuckleFeathersTickleGeeseCackleButCrackleMakesTheWorldGo’Round,SnapCracklePopRiceKrispies” “Anticipation is makin’ me wait, is keepin’
me waitin’.” “We need a bigger
boat!” “Don’t Get Off The F---ing Boat!” “Iceberg Dead Ahead!” “I took my golf pro’s advice, I gave up the
game for two weeks, and then I quit altogether.” “If Mickey Mouse Married Microsoft Mouse,
which button would he use to enter?”
“The Minnie One!” “Check-Mate
King-Two, This is White-Rook, over?” “Kirby, take the point, Little John, take
the rear!” “Penny to Songbird, Come-in
Sky!” “And there was moonshine,
moonshine to quench the devils thirst, the law, they swore they’de get him, but
the devil got him first!” “I never had
sex with that woman.” “Lassie, go find
Timmy.” “I’ll go to every golf course in
the land if I have to, to find the real killer.” “She was last seen with an Apache Chief named
‘Scar’.” “I’ve never seen a king of
beasts with quite so little hair.” “With
a bit of the apple still in her mouth.”
“You say she lived out in the woods with seven dwarfs for how
long?” “Cinderella, Cinderella all I
hear is Cinderella.” “May the force be
with you.” “Bad Boys, Bad Boys, What ya
gonna do when they come for you?” “In all
the excitement I clean forgot, well, do you feel lucky, punk?” “Take Sominex
tonight and sleep, Safe and restfull, SLEEP, Sleep, sleeep.....
Later,
Ron
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