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Showing posts with label Art photography absurd funny pics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art photography absurd funny pics. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

How to hang this mirror. April 23, 2013

How to hang this mirror.


April 23, 2013 Kevin E. Dayhoff 

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Aliens landing in Westminster


Aliens landing in Westminster

Rare photo of space aliens landing in Westminster, MD by Kevin Dayhoff November 21, 2009

Click here for a larger image: http://twitpic.com/qlfbo or here: http://kevindayhoff.tumblr.com/post/253893367/rare-photo-space-aliens-landing-in-westminster-md

Maybe they are looking for the Joe and Jeff’s Giant Lava Lamp? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vV59u5c-E

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Rare photo space aliens landing in Westminster MD - Dayhoff 21Nov09 http://tinyurl.com/ye4zxrc #photos http://twitpic.com/qlfbo

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Monday, June 08, 2009

Duct tape making the world a prettier place


Duct tape: making the world a prettier place

Hat Tip: N3KTX – who reports:

DUCT TAPE USE #317

I have to tell you that I have never seen a better use for duct tape in my life.

Makes you want to require everyone to carry a roll for emergencies.


20090608 SDOSM Duct tape making the world a prettier place
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Friday, May 22, 2009

It was a perfect day, but the interview did not go well.


It was a perfect day, but the interview did not go well.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

While I was in Princeton New Jersey recently, I found myself walking along Nassau Street across from Princeton University.

It was a beautiful spring day. It was a perfect day - - or as Vivian Laxton would say, “C'est un jour parfait à donner des sédatifs.” (http://tinyurl.com/oh72eo)

The sidewalk was packed with all sorts of interesting folks; so, I thought that I would gather some views on contemporary events from the person in the street.

Hey, these things always go well when Mike Schuh does them.

Well, my experience was not so good.

She had nothing to say.

I can’t imagine what went wrong. I talked at great length about fashion, sports, life in a college town.

I even sang to her: “Oh it’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you. Oh such a perfect day, You just keep me hanging on, You just keep me hanging on.

“Just a perfect day, Problems all left alone, Weekenders on our own. It’s such fun.

“Just a perfect day, You made me forget myself. I thought I was someone else, Someone good.”
(http://tinyurl.com/r43u7h)

In return, I got, like, nothing.

Zip. (And, I might add, it was at this point, that my wife did not know me.)

Maybe I need to get some pointers from Bryan Sears or Clifford Cumber.

Maybe I need to grow a beard like Cumber. Sears would’ve nailed it.

I did get some funny looks from some passers-by.


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Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Fox Cardinal


The Fox Cardinal

April 15, 2009

Looked out into my backyard Wednesday afternoon and look at what I found.

Don’t believe me? All right, I found the image here:

Enjoy.

20090416 The Fox Cardinal
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80606497/

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Big Game Hunter


Big Game Hunter

June 4, 1993

I ran across this picture recently of me when I was quite younger and a big game hunter.

19930604 Grasshopper Hunting posted 20090113


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Thursday, October 11, 2007

20071010 TGIF: “Let me explain” October 12, 2007 Caption Contest

20071010 TGIF: “Let me explain” October 12, 2007 Caption Contest

“Let me explain” October 12, 2007 Caption Contest

Thank Goodness It’s Friday

Please caption this picture.

“Thank Goodness It’s Friday” will be arriving a day early this week as I am on the road much of Friday this week…

This is something right up the alley of Attila over at the Pillage Idiot, but then again considering the amount of talent in the Maryland Blogosphere, I can only imagine – worry – what many of ya will come up with as for suitable caption for the photo above.

The photo was e-mailed to me by “King Harold II” of Westminster. This gentleman, who is otherwise a pillar of the community, great husband, and family man, is otherwise a rather sick and depraved individual. But that is the fodder for another column – at another time. I do not know whom owns the photo – or the circumstances.

How would you caption the photo?

Sunday, October 07, 2007

20071006 Katie Couric praises Attila


Katie Couric praises Attila

October 6th, 2007

“Happy Anniversary Attila! Luv ya man,” praised an effusive Ms. Couric as news of the Pillage Idiot’s third anniversary was received with accolades from all over the globe.

Attila over at the Pillage Idiot has been enlightening readers now since October 5th, 2004. We have now delightfully enjoyed his work for three years.

Accolades have poured-in from all over the universe, but here at Soundtrack, we were especially touched by Katie Couric’s heartfelt best wishes…

Happy Birthday Attila.

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Friday, October 05, 2007

20070928 Unreal Video


Unreal Video by way of WorcesterRight

Back on September 28th, 2007 WorcesterRight called to our attention this Unreal Video. It was posted by Caughtit at 8:20 AM who said, “You have to watch this.” (http://www.breitbart.tv/html/6068.html)

I just watched it again and I’m still shaking my head… If you missed the Worcester Right’s post the first time around, here’s a second chance – don’t blow it.

It reminded me of a photo - posted above - that made the e-mail rounds a number of years ago. I have it in my files from September of 2000 – and I just found it: “Winner of the Not My Job Award.”

Thanks a bunch for the Hat Tip: Unreal Video.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004

20040920 Affect of the sound of jackhammers on the unborn

Affect of the sound of jackhammers on the unborn

Roanoke Times, Monday, September 20th, 2004

Melissa Williamson, 35, a Bullitt Avenue resident, worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of jackhammers. Roanoke Times, Monday, September 20th, 2004.

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